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I’d say this is an accurate title- lord knows I’m eating as much as that mutant Audrey II…and also feel like a vegetable afterwards!
Let’s take a tour of a CNE meal at the food building!
Starting off with an appetizer of a Maple Butter Beaver Tail. I consider this health food, as it’s made out of cracked wheat. I really want them to bring back the meal tails! I know there’s still garlic and cheese, bit I miss Pizza tails!
Up next, a bowl of $0.99 spaghetti, with parm and garlic bread. Always a classic, and they’ve thickened the sauce, which is awesome, used to be kinda watery and would just settle at the bottom, but nowhere!
Main course – Schnitzel sandwich. My first time getting this, and the sandwich is a beast. Seriously, this schnitzel must have been easily over a pound. I could barely fit it in my mouth – but somehow I managed to overcome this obstacle. Facing new challenges every day, that’s me!
Finally, dessert. A bag of fresh, hot, chewy, candied pecans. I struggle mightily and avoid buying fudge while I’m there (for now), and proceed to the nearest Tiny Tom’s for my post dinner snack.
I’ve somehow managed to maintain my weight through the CNE. I should either be writing a new fad diet book, or coming up with a name for the tape worm I’m growing… Not sure which.
That’s all for now….at least, until lunch.
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Written by: Dan Jacobs
